Project Runway: We _Don't_ Have It Covered

Project Runway: Season Seven
Episode: We DON'T Have It Covered
February 11, 2010

Previously on Project Runway: There was a challenge involving sodium-laden tomato soup and dresses for heart disease or something or other. Amy made a flow-y gown which was nice enough. She won. Jesus made another outfit which showed he is totally out of hid depth. He was eliminated. ... Despite this, he swears we'll be hearing from him. Just like we've heard from ... that guy. And that girl. You know? Them?

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It's like this. This is super late. And isn't a recap.

Why?

Well, for one thing, your gentle blogger went on a Valentine's Day/President's Day/Melissa Manchester's Birthday trip out of town to Chicago. I did get to eat at (Top Chef Masters winner) Rick Bayless' Frontera Grill and Top Chef finalist Dale Levinski's Sprout Restaurant.

And I got to meet American Idol runner-up and current dance chart hitmaker Blake Lewis.

There may be blogging on this. Later. Maybe.

So, blogging wasn't at the top of my list of things to do.

Naturally, if you're reading this, you already know what happened.

Seth Aaron punched the card for "first designer to be seen shirtless."

The gang went to the stately headquarters of Meade Publishing and got to meet the British Wilhelmina Slater who informed them that the winner of the challenge would be creating an outfit which would be worn by none other than Fertility Goddess Heidi on the cover of Mode Magazine.

Everyone wet themselves.

Anna got a lot of camera time, which could only telegraph one thing.

Ben got a lot of camera  time, which could only mean the opposite.

Emilio continued his quest to be the smack-talkingest designer this season while showing us less and less about why he should be so damn cocky.

Mila made a color-blocked nearly-nude number which was really, really sad.

Anthony bashed someone with the Big Book of Bronze Age Fairytales and managed to pull out a win with a lovely, textured teal (?) dress for The Divine Uterus.

On the runway, the judges had Emilio totally redesign his red jersey nighty right in front of them and nearly gave him an undeserved win.

Janeane sobbed when she made the bottom three.

Janeane sobbed when she found herself in the bottom two.

And Janeane sobbed when she was declared safe and, as predicted Anna was sent off to be the same sweet, pretty and totally forgettable designer she's been for five episodes.

Next time on Project Runway: Designing for ... children!!?!?! Oh no!!